In the past decade we have been bombarded with pop culture dominated by the revival of 80s fashion, music & art. The epitome might have been the return of the plastic tights and autotune. Yet those who consciously experienced the 80s are more inclined with one of my 35+ friends. She is of opinion that the 80s needs to be deleted out our collective memory”. May sound harsh, but after the 5th time of rereading that the 80s are back in various magazines and hearing the syntizer’s howling of La Roux, I’m starting to appreciate ‘critici’ like the gentleman below. I must underline that I’m sucker for the subtle combination of humor and hate. ENJOY!
Nothing of any significance happened during the 80’s. Everyone had thick, shitty hair, and all the music from the 80’s blew ass. I dreaded the day I’d see “Hits from the 80’s” being sold on TV. What hits? From who? Vanilla Ice? Milli Vanilli? Cindy Lopper? Sounds like a list of shit-eaters if you ask me. And who could forget that fat bastard, Meatloaf, possibly the worst creation of the 80’s. Him and the ever slutty punky brewster. I hated her; but mostly her ugly dog Brandon. All the mut ever did was show off that it could jump through a hoop and stand on its hind legs. What a shitty trick. Anything can go through a hoop if you throw it hard enough.- the best page in the universe